Satellite Spots One of the Biggest Methane Leaks Ever; 

Russian Company Giving Earthlings the Gas

Florida's Toxic Waste Crisis

The Least Racist Person in the World Canoeing

 the Least Polluted River in the World

Exemplifying the Dilbert Principle, Rick Snyder, who 

was never competent as governor, has been promoted 

to Harvard to limit the damage he can do.

Trump Dumps on Earth Below

"I'll give you my straw when you pry it from my 

cold, dead hands!"

EPA Administrator Andrew Wheeler Declared

Superfund Site

Scott Pruitt Added to List of EPA Superfund Sites

“When he saw the breadth of his domain, 

David Koch wept for there were no more

 worlds to befoul."

It stands to reason that Don Blankenship, the Dark Lord

of Coal Country and an ex-con, would be running for the 

Senate as a GOPer in West Virginia, the state which 

ranks dead  last in America for environmental quality.

On this Bali beach, no one sings Bali Ha'i anymore.

World's Worst Jobs #143

Indian Rubbish Sifter

Scott Pruitt, the Corporate Fox in the EPA Henhouse

"Shall we make it easier for the mentally ill to buy guns 

and for mining companies to dump coal ash into the water

 supply?"

"Yes we shall."

Although he hadn't bathed in 60 years, Amou Haji

was thrilled to learn he had been named manager

of the Clean Water Act in the Trump Administration.

Marco Rubio's presidential campaign really shifted into

 high gear when he praised Governor Rick Snyder's

 handling of the Flint water crisis.

Cruz Stands Athwart the Path to a Bipartisan Flint Water

 Deal, Squawking, "I'm a Very, Very Proud Wacko Bird!"

"So much space debris!" laments the Earth Day Pessimist.

"So many satellites!" sings the Earth Day Optimist.

Fuke Duke!

Following a series of environmental

disasters, West Virginia is changing

its name to State of Emergency.