Showing posts with label Mongolia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mongolia. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Why go all the way to Mongolia to hunt sheep?
Sheep are plentiful here in the United States.
They're called Trumpniks.

Monday, July 01, 2019

Could be worse.  Could be Bolton of 
Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Monday, January 12, 2015

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan was en route to Paris
for the French Solidarity March, when he took a wrong 
turn and ended up in the Mongol Empire of the 13th 
Century.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Ferguson Cop, ID'd as Unarmed Teen's Killer, Left the Area 
Days Ago, Now Living Under an Assumed Name in a 
Yurt Somewhere in Outer Mongolia
[Not necessarily the one in the picture.]

Friday, December 07, 2007

Win the Mongolian Wrestling Championship,
win a sea bream.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The Iraq Study Group tried to bridge the gap between
appearance and reality

by motorcycle jumping,



by snowboarding,


by pole vaulting,
and by using drugs.

But nothing worked, so they decided to refer the problem to 
a team of Mongolian wrestlers.

Monday, August 21, 2006

As he scanned the windswept steppe of Mongolia,
the soldier was sure Genghis Khan would soon be 
brought to justice.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Eight hundred years after Genghis Khan founded
Mongolia, his descendants have to wait in long
queues to get fresh water. Now that's progress.