Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #230

Tayyip Erdogan and the Pigeons from Hell

Turkey’s Inflation Soars to 79%

Recep Tayyip Erdogan, the Trump of Turkey

We've been hearing a lot lately about Critical Thrace Theory, 

but most of us couldn't find its homeland on a map, even if

 our lives depended on it.

Banner Day in Automotive History, or

Turkey's Turkey?

Rude Turkey Snubs Pence

Suck On It, Dickhead!

Trump Sez:  “I have a little conflict of interest ’cause I have 

a major, major building in Istanbul. It’s a tremendously

 successful job. It’s called Trump Towers—two towers, 

instead of one, not the usual one, it’s two.”

Things to Avoid #35

Saudis Who Bring Bone Saws to Fist Fights

Will history record that World War III started in an

art gallery?

Archaeologists Discover Intriguing Post-Byzantine Mosaic

Trump Takes Decisive Action Vis′-à-Vis′ 

Attempted Coup in Turkey

"Should we smoke, roast, or deep-fry Turkey?"

If Vladimir Putin were to attack Turkey from the rear, 

would Greece help?

NATO Ready to Defend Turkey

Huge Underground City Found in Turkey

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan was en route to Paris

for the French Solidarity March, when he took a wrong 

turn and ended up in the Mongol Empire of the 13th 

Century.

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan raised

 eyebrows earlier this month by declaring 

that Muslims had discovered the Americas 

before Christopher Columbus and had 

settled in Utah, where men are more

equal than women and cops kill more

people than drug dealers, child abusers,

and gangbangers.

Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan Derails

Twitterville Trolley

Vlad the Inhaler Says He Doesn't

 Recall Ever Campaigning Against

 the Ottoman Empire; But He Might

Have; He Just Can't Remember