If bats have been bugging you lately, you might 

try confusing them with the method pioneered

by moths.

Godzilla and Mothra Reminisce on the Way to Work

"Let it be known, fellow Mothmen, Jared Kushner is

doing a great job."

Was it a moth or a butterfly? Vladimir could

 never tell the difference.

"Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!

It's Mothra!  It's the Twin Jet Nebula!"

Amazonian Flannel Moth Challenges Donald Trump 

to 30-Minute, Two Out of Three Falls, Comb-Off

Hello Kitty, we now learn, is not a cat.  Like the Atlas 

Moth, which also has no mouth parts, Hello Kitty lives

 seven days or so and then dies.  It then becomes

Goodbye Kitty.

Insects have begun to gather for National Moth Week.

Mothra Joins Widespread Panic for the Band's

Latest Musical Triumph

When Mothra was a baby, it had a wingspan of only
25 centimeters. But when it grew up and became
a movie star, its wingspan was 250 meters.

Moral: If you wish to become one of Godzilla's most

challenging opponents, you must spread your wings and fly.