Michael Bloomberg Doing His 

Freddie the Freeloader Impression

When Halloween Is Too Scary

Priebus's Last Laugh

Hello, All You Happy People

"One of the Best Films I've Seen This Year." 

~ The New Yorker

The Coitus Interruptus Theory of

Constitutional Interpretation

Canine Humor

In the dreams of normal human beings, feeling

 mortified at the sudden realization that you are 

naked in public reflects feelings of shamefulness. 

But not in Trump's dreams. Sociopaths don't

 feel shame.

"I believe in just having good cleanliness and all."

Poundfoolish, Pennywise's Evil Cousin

"Shiver me timbers, it's Commander 

Horatio Klanblower!"

Was it a moth or a butterfly? Vladimir could

 never tell the difference.

Only a flesh wound, yes, but it's yoooge!

Miss Alternate Universe

Shopping with 'Second Amendment People'

Diving at the Summer Olympics

Trump's Palm Pre-Read for the 

Poorly-Educated Palmist

"Look, honey, it's BOGO!"

Dr. Obama knows there's no better medicine

for colicky Whiny Ass Titty Babies than

Woodward's Gripe Water.

Something tells the Little Birdie it's not going to be a

Happy Newt Year.