Scientists Puzzled Because James Webb Space Telescope 

Is Seeing Stuff That Shouldn't Be There

Imaginary Rabbit Attempting to Conceptualize Seeing 

Galaxies with the James Webb Space Telescope 'Dating

 Back to Just Over 200 Million Years After the Big Bang'

Claudius Ptolemy Sez:  "Your cosmology is

 not worth a fig, Newton!"

Does Trump know there are one billion neutrinos going

 through his thumbnail every second?

MeerKAT's First Image Shows Donald Trump Is a

'Living Black Hole'

'This Is the Farthest Jerk Ever Spotted', Astronomers Say

"Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!

It's Mothra!  It's the Twin Jet Nebula!"

Rand Paul can reverse the polarity of his ideological flow faster 

than a pulsar can emit a beam of electromagnetic radiation.

The Unexpurgated Bible #112

And God said, "Let there be light."  And

550 million years later, there was light.

Even though the Cat Nebula is over 3,000

 light-years from Earth, it seems much closer.

Stephen Hawking no longer believes in Black Holes, but,

as long as Jim Inhofe walks the Earth, he will continue to

 believe in White Holes.

"Compared to this sunflower, I'm big.  But

compared to the Sun, I'm little.  So, am I

'Big Bird' or 'Little Bird'?  

Scientists Spot 'Precursor to Life' in Deep Space; 

Process of 'Palingenesis' Believed to Have Seeded

 Planetary Life

Astronomers Find Biggest Thing in the Universe; 

Republican Party Rump Is 4 Billion Light-Years Wide

"The average density of stars in the universe is 

about 1.4 per 100 billion cubic light-years."  The 

average density of stars in Hollywood is reportedly

 much higher.

Bill Nye, the Science Guy, Booed in Waco, Texas, for Saying

 the Moon's Light Is Not Produced by Glow-in-the-Dark 

Green Cheese

Astronomers Discover Planet with Two Suns

Theologian Discovers God with

Two Sons

Rick Perry, a gaseous giant located 750 light years from

Chthonic Sanity, is one of the darkest solar objects ever

discovered, reflecting less than 1% of light.

Factoid of the Hour #10

One teaspoon of the matter in the neutron star at the

center of the Crab Nebula weighs 500 million tons.

Astronomers now believe there are three septillion stars

in the Universe. That's a three followed by 24 zeroes

(3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).  If you have

time on your hands and need something to do,

start counting.