Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the shoe-throwing Iraqi, would 

have had fun with the dessert Benjamin Netanyahu

 served to the Prime Minister of Japan.

Maybe we should erect a monument to Andrew Alemao, 

the anti-Trump tomato thrower, like they did for Muntadhir 

al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Dubya.

'Shoe Truthers' have exposed a vast conspiracy between 

Hillary Clinton and Muntadhar al-Zeidi (disguised as a 

shoe-throwing woman) to make her look as presidential 

as George W. Bush.

"I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!

I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!

I still support the troops.

Ha!  Missed me!"

The Iraqi shoe thrower, who had been jailed for
good behavior, has been released from jail early
for the same reason: good behavior.

Monument to Liberator of Iraq Erected

in Saddam Hussein's Home Town

Turducken

Shoeducken