Vulgar Message Scrawled on District of Columbia's Tallest

 Phallic Symbol

Of the making of Bunnyhenge creation stories there is no end.

If you have only one green shirt,

you should wear it when you

visit Cadillac Ranch.

Carolyn Meadows Elected President of the

National Rebel Association

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Remembering Trump on Memorial Day

Walk in the Footsteps of Your Neolithic Ancestors at Unhinged

Martin Luther King, Jr. As Today's Republicans

Remember Him

MAR (Mutual Assured Erection) Doctrine

Wayne LaPierre Monument to Be Made

 from 100% Recycled Petroleum Jelly

Maybe we should erect a monument to Andrew Alemao, 

the anti-Trump tomato thrower, like they did for Muntadhir 

al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Dubya.

Dick Cheney International Monument Opens in Siberia

Once this monument is erected outside the 

Oklahoma State Capitol there will doubtless

be many Okies who will want to sit in the

lap of Satan.

"Why does Mitt Romney have so many tombstones?"

"Because he lies everywhere."

Martin Luther King, Jr., as Glenn Beck Remembers Him

Have you seen the new Tea-Paw Bridgefail National Monument?

Liveblogging Joe McCarthy's Tombstone

12:00 Noon -- There it is.

12:30 -- Still there.

1:00 -- Hasn't moved yet.

1:30 -- Still not moving.

2:00 -- Dead calm, very peaceful.

2:30 -- No signs of life at all.

3:00 -- Gotta go. Will try again next spring.

Arc de Triomphe with Tricolor Tiara