Warm Scuzzies #1,235

Robert Telles

QAnon Followers in Las Vegas Prepare for 

5D Earth Civilization

 

Try to imagine something more revolting than being 

sexually harassed by Corey Lewandowski.

Although Sheldon Adelson is taking a dirt nap,

his erstwhile newspaper, The Las Vegas Review-

Journal, is vying with The Onion for satiric supremacy.

To Be Erected in Las Vegas

Jabba the Hutt Impersonator Dead at 87

The Trump superspreader rally in Las Vegas calls to mind

 the slogan, 'What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas'. 

By the year 2020, it had become increasingly difficult to

distinguish Sheldon Adelson from Jabba the Hutt.

Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman looks like she has 

played one game of Blackjack too many.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #807

Carolyn Goodman

Henry Nicholas, Broadcom Billionaire,

Sleeps Through Las Vegas Police

Department Photoshoot

Warm Scuzzies #780

David Famiglietti

Desperate Republicans Turn to King Adelson for

Gold Ducats

Warm Scuzzies #768

Douglas Haig

To be sexually harassed by anyone would be bad enough,

but to be sexually harassed by someone who looks like

Steve Wynn? Good Lord!

Q: How do you approach Las Vegas City Councilwoman

Michele Fiore when she's sitting in the Red Chair?

A: Very, very cautiously.

How many guns does a man need?

Stephen Craig Paddock needed 47.

Old Men with Guns #36

Stephen Craig Paddock

After Adelson bought the Vegas paper, fish wrappers 

and bird-cage liners refused to use it.

Asked why he didn't place his hand over his heart in 

Las Vegas, Trump said he didn't have one. Whether

 he was referring to his hand or his heart was unclear.