New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 

in the Works

"In my opinion, there are only two kinds of moose that 

matter:  those that have been eaten by the Palins  and 

those that haven't."  

Godzilla Sez:  "I'm really looking forward to spending

 Christmas with the Palins!"

Oprah Studio Guests Scream for Free Wasillabillies
 on Her Latest 'Favorite Things' Episode

"Well, girls, it's not exactly the White House, but I

guess it'll do until 2012."