New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 

in the Works

Unwed Mother and Son to Star in Reality TV

 Show, I Don't Need No Stinkin' Birth Control!

Godzilla Sez:  "I'm really looking forward to spending

 Christmas with the Palins!"

"You're 19, Levi, and Kathy is 49. What's it like to date
a woman who is older than the grandmother of your
bastard son, Tripp?"