No wonder the Pontiff looks so pale.

Pope Francis Carries Peter in Box

Vial of Ronald Reagan's Blood and a Fragment 

of Christ's True Cross Up for Bid in UK Auction

John Lennon's 'Bed Peace' Sign Sells for $154,000, More

Than One of Elisha's Bones or a Piece of the True Cross

"Besides a piece of the True Nose of Ronald Reagan,

which, I understand, you hope can someday be used

to clone the 40th President of the United States,

what else, Peggy, do you keep in your reliquary?"

Sarah Palin's Naughty Monkey

Double-Dare Pumps = $1,200

Michael Jackson's Moonwalk Glove = $350,000

Shroud of Turin = Priceless

Saint Valentine was so holy he was martyred 
three times: in 269, in 270, and then again in 273. 
 His annual feast on February 14 is the occasion for
 the display of his sacred relics, which inspires

romance around the world.

Saints Adoring Holy Thingamajig