"The FBI and the Justice Department 

have become vicious monsters," the

Orange Pontiff said trumpily.

Another Page Out of Automotive History

Bring out the Jumbotrons!  The Church Militant is 

on the move!

At 94, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has

 been cleared for takeoff.

According to OAN (One America News), Newsmax is a 

'left-leaning organization'.  If this were true, Fox News 

would be 'on all fours' and CNN would be 'left-prostrate'.

Factoid of the Hour #24

Threat Display in the Animal Kingdom

At 94, Benedict is the world's oldest living McPope.

Pope Proclaims 2021 'Year of Rabbit-Tiger Hybrids'

Pope On a Rope Holding Pope-On-a-Rope

No wonder the Pontiff looks so pale.

New Directions in Automotive

Engineering

The Alien Pope mask won't protect you from

the coronavirus, but it will make Lutherans

keep their distance.

Said the Pope of Trump Tower, "Jerry, my child, may

 our Lord and God Christ Jesus by the mercy of His

 love absolve thee from thy pornalicious pics."

Trump Deserves Nobel, Says South Korean Leader; 

Trump Deserves Sainthood, Says Pope Alexander VI