In Elon Musk's world, it's always

Valentine's Day.

Just In From Tucker Carlson

Cats Re-Enacting the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Charlie Kirk Sez:  "The NFL is now the league of 

sexual anarchy. This halftime show should not be 

allowed on television."

Valentine's Day is just a week away, and Lisa

Murkowski has her heart set on Joe Manchin.

The Card Liz Cheney Will Receive from Many Liberals

on Valentine's Day

Charlie Kirk Doing His Impression of 

Charlie McCarthy Doing His Impression

of Cupid

Looking for Love on Valentine's Day

No.

One wonders how much Spicer would charge to 

dance the rhumba with you.

The NRA Sends Parkland, Florida Their Love

Trump to Spend Valentine's Day with Himself,

His True Love

Monsters Need Love Too

Just in Time for Valentine's Day!

On this Valentine's Day, remember: anyone shot by Cupid's 

arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire.

"What's Kanye West doing here?"

"Looks like he's getting ready to interrupt

Valentine's Day."

The remains of a couple in a 6000-year-old embrace prove

Valentine's Day has been observed much longer than

previously believed.

It was a day late, but his Valentine's Day

card from FreedomWorks had arrived.

It was the sentiment that counted.

Modern-Day Cupid Eschews Bow and Arrow

in Favor of 12 Gauge Shotgun

"He claims he's Chris Christie's Valentine."