Lindsey Graham, Rodeo Clown Gangster

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

'An Inflammatory Provocateur and Fabulist

Who Engages in Racist Invective and Propounds

Baseless Conspiracy Theories' 

[A Trumpnik, In Other Words]

Haitian Bulldogging at the Texas Rodeo

Once a Rodeo Clown, Always a Rodeo Clown

When pain from old rodeo injuries flares up, Texas Ag

Commish Sid Miller gets a 'Jesus Shot' and puts on 

his favorite hat.

He wasn't bulldogging the sheep; he was more or less

poodling it.

Glenn Beck Sez:  "Oprah Winfrey, you're the most famous

and most accomplished black woman in the history of

America, but you disgust me.  Why?  Because (1) you're

much richer than I am, (2) you're a woman, (3) you're

black, and (4) you've never been a rodeo clown."

"Gawd, I'm so hungry I'm just gonna eat you raw!"

Glenn Beck is now hawking '1791 Classic-Leg Fit Denim 

Men's Jeans' for only $129.99 a pair.  These jeans were 

designed in the thigh and knee area for the rodeo clown

 who needs a little more room and a relaxed opening at

 the ankle to fit comfortably over his bad ass shit-

kicking clown shoes.

"What's with the cowboy flip-flops?"

"I'm headed to the Mitt Romney Rodeo."

Shortly after this photograph was taken, Glenn
Beck abandoned his career as a broncbuster
and became a rodeo clown.

"Don't EVER say, 'Hi Yo Silver', when you're riding me!

For your information, greenhorn, the name's

Notorious Margie!"