'Border Patrol Suspends Horse Patrols

 in Del Rio, Texas'

Haitian Bulldogging at the Texas Rodeo

Talk of 'Freedom Gas' Spreads to the Caribbean

Stoning a person to death works, but you should

know it also creates really messy blood spills.

He kept saying, "Yes, we have no bananas,"

but people wouldn't believe him.

Suzy the Sousaphone, Tubby the Tuba's Cousin, Waiting

with Personal Trainer to Greet Sarko the Giant

Hugo Chavez Makes Bid to Surpass Pat Robertson for the

Crackpottiest Theory of the Haitian Earthquake

The topic is Haiti, and the man on the left is smirking.

Why is that?

The U. S. government is sending $100 million in aid to

earthquake-stricken Haiti. Sounds generous until you

realize that's what the U. S. government spends in one

day on the Afghanistan War.

World's Worst Jobs #71

Haitian Mud Cookie Baker

According to industry critics, tobacco advertising

encourages Haitian voodoo priests to start smoking

before they're old enough to tell one orifice from another.

In Haiti, everybody is starving, not just artists.