Rescue: It's not just a verb. It's a promise.

"Adiós!"

"Auf Wiedersehen!"

"Au Revoir!"

"Ciao!"

 "Goodbye!"

"Salaam!"

"Sayonara!"

"Shalom!"

"Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish!"

Captain Moroni and the Bundy Boyz Putting Out

Feelers for New Reality TV Show, Team Goober

Contrary to popular belief, the Dodo is not extinct; it is 

alive and well, roosting in an Oregon bird sanctuary.

"But, Mr. Koch, they're calling us Vanilla ISIS!"

Captain Morgan Joins Captain Moroni and the

Bundy Boys at the Malheur National Wildlife

Refuge

"Why are you holding up that copy of the Constitution,

Mr. Bundy?"

"I'm warding off BLM vampires."

Tonight's low in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

 will be 12°.  Let's just shut off all the utilities to the HQ 

and play freeze-out.

Cliven Bundy's Son Jailed After Verbally and

Facially Resisting Arrest

"Why are you holding up that copy of the Constitution,

Mr. Bundy?"

"I'm warding off 'loose constructionists'."

Ryan Bundy Sez:  "I've taught my children a knife is 

important to have.  It's a tool that you use, and you need

 to have one with you at all times."

[His 15-year-old daughter needs one, especially.]