No, it's not Talk Like a Dead Pirate Day.

Dan Crenshaw, Texas Land Pirate

Stewart Rhodes, Captain of the "Arrr!" Keepers

It's always Talk Like a Philosophical 

Muffler Man Pirate Day.

Trump Doing His Squint the Pirate Impression

The Dark Side of the Space Force

Bad Santa

Zorak Speaks #4

The only similarity between Trump and The Shadow is 

they both have 'the power to cloud men's minds'.

"Can you believe Gingrich said he and Trump would be

two pirates on the ticket?"

Captain Morgan Joins Captain Moroni and the

Bundy Boys at the Malheur National Wildlife

Refuge

Urethral syringes and rectal pumps found on Blackbeard's

ship, Queen Anne's Revenge, suggest it may have been

one of the CIA's 'black sites', where suspected terrorists

were subjected to 'enhanced interrogation techniques'.

Paul Singer, Hedge Fund Pirate, Says "Arrr!"

Seizes Argentinian Frigate

"What can I say, Mr. President?  Bibi Netanyahu, Fox News, 

and Mitt Romney are bound tightly together by what we 

pirates call 'Futtock Shrouds', and you really don't want to 

know what that means."

The Lincoln Lawyer

The Lincoln Pirate

Latino Lake Pirates Spotted in Texas, Louisiana, and Nevada;

Will Alaska Be Next?

"Awk! Did I hear someone say it's International
Talk Like a Parrot Day?"

Earthrace circumnavigated the Earth in just 60 days,
23 hours, 49 minutes. You can now buy it for only
$1.5 million. It's great for outrunning pirates on
the high seas.

Obama Pledges to Halt Piracy; Director Gore
Verbinski Jumps Ship, Announces He Won't
Return for Fourth Pirates of the Caribbean Film

"An Early Military Victory for Obama:" when they

saw this headline in the morning paper, the inmates

in the Rightwing Nuthouse had to be issued an extra

ration of Thorazine.

Realizing that the tide of history had turned against
them, the Pittsburgh Pirates changed their name to the
Pennsylvania Patriots.