Sam Clovis, Poster Boy for 'Yoooge Tent Republicanism', 

Withdraws USDA Nomination

"This week only: eight pounds of Sliced Country Jowl

delivered to your door for only $69.95."

"Would someone please bring me a bucket?"

If you find it hard to imagine Sam Clovis as the 

'chief scientist' in the USDA, you simply need

to up your Oxycontin dosage.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #136

Invasion of the Meat Puppets

Donald Trump and Sam Clovis Doing Their

Laurel and Hardy Routine

By making Sam Clovis his new national co-chairman and

policy adviser, Donald Trump demonstrated once again

his commitment to minority outreach and 'Big Tent 

Republicanism'.