Whiteworld #77

Census Bureau Says Tontos Will Outnumber Lone Rangers

 by 2040

Kevin McCarthy wants you to know that Martin Luther 

King, Jr. was a 'minority leader', but he's not.

Of the 31 GOP House members-elect, thirty are

white males and one is a white female.  None

are people of color.

Whiteworld #28

"A Pew Research Center survey indicates that white 

Christians are now a minority, just 44 percent of the 

U.S. population."

By making Sam Clovis his new national co-chairman and

policy adviser, Donald Trump demonstrated once again

his commitment to minority outreach and 'Big Tent 

Republicanism'. 

"Hey, Senator Paul, if you use one of these, you can

reach out to minorities and never even have to

 touch them!"

What He Says:  "I support fighting voter fraud in Texas."

What He Means: "I support fighting minority voting in Texas."

Oxymorons for Our Time #161

Republican Outreach

Despite their heroic attempt to prevent the number of  

minority babies being born in the U. S. from exceeding the 

number of white babies, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar had

fallen short, and the frustration they felt in their loins was 

almost palpable.

"They are saying, Prince Haakon, that the Nonwhite Horde

will soon outnumber us 2 to 1.  Maybe defunding Planned

Parenthood wasn't such a good idea after all."

If this didn't work, he had decided to give

up on ever being assimilated.

"Call me Mr. Brown, Mr. White, because your days of

hegemony on this planet are numbered."

"What do you mean when you say I'm the biggest

embarassment to women and minorities to come along

since Tawana Brawley?"