The Well-Dressed Counterinsurgent

Zorak Speaks #4

The only similarity between Trump and The Shadow is 

they both have 'the power to cloud men's minds'.

Queen Ati, Ancient Ancestor of Scott 

Walker, the Homunculus of Punt

The Land of Punt was known for producing aromatic

 resins, ebony, wild animals, and Scott Walker.

"Voices shouting in the street, life lived to a ragged beat

Someone's world is tumbling down, and who's the saint 

and where's the clown?

Life's a dance, put on your dancing shoes, take a chance."

Is this what Jehovah had in mind when He created man?

When having one's ears lowered, one can never

be too circumspect.

He had been reduced to the absolute essentials:  himself, a

room with pink walls, and his gun.  What more did he need?

"O Allah! Open the hearts of mine enemies to thy AK-47!"

"As Pastor Blanchard says, 'The gun is civilization'."

"Concealed weapons be damned! I'm proud of

my gun and I want everyone to see it and taste

its hot jizz!"

When anarchists die, they don't go to Heaven,
they don't go to Hell. They go to Somalia.

When in Mogadishu, it's OK to ask an insurgent why

trees are growing in the middle of the soccer stadium.

Just ask VERY politely.

Hassan searched high and low, but he could find no one who

would issue him a license for Eric, his pet swordfish.

With a Senior Equity Reverse Mortgage, he had turned a portion

of the equity in his home into tax-free income and had used it for

what he wished--all while staying in his home.

Mogadishu Disciples of Harry Potter Performing

Occult Tire-Burning Ritual

This young Somalian wants to thank the Bush

Administration for the generous donation of

a new family car.