Argentine Red Shemp

Oxymorons for Our Time #205

Fox Investigative Journalist

Jon Stewart Warns Bacon-Wrapped Gay Shrimp to Avoid 

Cockfight Watching Parties in the Land of the Bubbas

Shrimp You're Eating Might Be an Impostor

BP Sez:  "Don't worry about the eyeless shrimp in the

Gulf of Mexico.  You don't eat the eyes anyway."

A shrimp is an invertebrate, i. e., an animal

 without a backbone. Invertebrates constitute 

97% of all animal species. Here we see a 

nice lady and 'Mitt Romney', her pet shrimp.

The only thing sillier than a shrimp on a treadmill is

Tom Coburn speaking on the Senate floor.

"This I promise you
No more aquarium bongs
Oh, my poor Sea-Monkey."

"What's for dinner tonight, honey?"
"Prawn salad."
"But we had prawn salad last night!"
"It's a really big prawn, dear."

"One more word out of you, Senator,
and your Sea-Monkey is history!"

Japanese Premier Koizumi bowed and scraped

extravagantly when he finally got to meet Forrest Gump,

founder of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.