Have you been fitted with a Spit Hood yet?

Katie Hopkins Spat Out of Twitter Like a 

Watermelon Seed

Warm Scuzzies #932

Stephanie Rapkin

In keeping with his motto, 'Be Prepared', Eric Trump says he 

will carve his initials into anyone who spits on him in the future.

What a waste of a precious bodily fluid!

Study Shows Baseball Games Contain 

about 18 Minutes of Baseball, 33 Minutes

 of Scratching, and 45 Minutes of Spitting

Boehner Nails Another Fly

'No Spitting' Signs Now Being Erected to Forbid Spitting

on 'No Spitting' Signs

Little Known Fact #8

In Afghanistan, milbloggers' Mud Jugs double as Tip Jars.

Use of Spit Tobacco by Cobras Up 13.5% over Last Year

John McCain: So Full of Bile, So Fond of Spitting It

The Mud Jug 'Tree Camo' Portable Spittoon
has proved to be something of an occupational
hazard to tobacco-dipping soldiers deployed to
the tree-free deserts of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Dalai Lama Discovers Effective Countermeasure to Bouts

of Spitting, Is Hailed by Camelid Owners Worldwide

The Senator had been saving saliva since his first run

for the Presidency eight years ago. It was a given his

opponent this time around was going to get wet.

Mafioso Attempting to Set New Distance Record

for Spitting on a Journalist