From the State That Brought You FLORIDA MAN

Stunt Man

World's Worst Jobs #160

Trumpnik Stunt Performer

There was nothing he wouldn't do 

to outshine Franz Liszt.

Karen McEnany, Kayleigh's Stunt Double

No, this isn't the anti-vax chiropractor who has been

selling bogus coronavirus cures on Facebook.  No,

this is that charlatan's stunt double.

Ivanka, Junior, and Eric's Stunt Double

"If he could speak Italian, Trump could be my stunt double."

Little Known Fact #64

Donald Trump's hair does not do its own stunts.  It 

has a stunt double that moonlights as a groundhog.

Stunt Double for Donald Trump's Hair Runs Away

from Presidential Campaign

"Correct me if I'm wrong, Willi, but, if I understand

what you're saying, you wore the beard and the hat

 so that moviegoers couldn't tell the difference

between you, a stunt muff diver, and, say, John

Wayne or the Cisco Kid."

"That's correct, my disguise was so recondite

movie audiences never could tell the difference."

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