There was nothing he wouldn't do 

to outshine Franz Liszt.

"Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do

But roll around heaven all day."

The Trump Duo Performing 'Stand by Your Man'

"I keep my hand in shape with this very easy five finger

exercise."

"What's Rick Santorum up to these days?"

"He's developing his Nelson Mandela impression

by comparing his fight against Obamacare in the 

U.S. to Mandela's fight against apartheid in South 

Africa.  He's also working on his five-finger exercise."

Remember when Power Line was named by Time

as 'Blog of the Year' for 2004? Those were the days,

weren't they, when George W. Bush was still viewed

as the greatest President since Ronald Reagan! What

you probably don't recall, however, is that 2004 was

also the year John Hinderaker was named 'Air Pianist

of the Year' by Imaginary Ivories magazine.

"And at the piano, ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome Baron Harkonnen!"

How to Play 'Chopsticks' without a Piano

At the ASEAN Ministerial Meeting, Secretary of State Rice

electrified the audience with her muscular, yet sinuous,

interpretation of "I Think I'm Fixin' to Die Rag."

"It is such a wonderful moment for us in Afghanistan

to have our great friend, our great supporter, a man

that helped us liberate, a man that helped us rebuild,

a man that helped us move toward the future.

So as I disambiguate the black keys from the white,

let's give a big round of applause to

James Brown and the Famous Flames."