Keep Your Nose Out of My Business

Thinking of becoming a nuclear tourist in Guam? Dreaming

of a campout on one of its pristine beaches?  Well, here's 

what you are going to need.

"In case you're wondering, the man wearing the yurt is my

good friend from New Jersey, Governor Chris Christie!"

Ann Coulter is one-dimensional. She only exists in the
vertical plane, everything about her being long--her ears,
her hair, her face, her teeth, her chin, her neck, her hands,
her fingers, her arms, her thighs, her legs, her feet. If she
existed in the horizontal plane in the same proportion as
she does in the vertical, you could build a four-room yurt
out of her and still have enough material left over to make
an inexpensive knock-off of a PETCO Leopard Print Cat Tent.

Saharan Woman Tempting a Camel to Stick His
Nose Under Her Tent

Representative Jim DeMint (R-SC) told Rick Sanchez today
that "the biggest tent of all is freedom." He even showed
Rick a picture of it.

GOP Gives Up on 'Big Tent' Idea, Believes

'Marmot Hut' Idea More Realistic

All That Remains of the Republican Party's 'Big Tent'

In winter, the burqa doubles as a tent.

No tent in Afghanistan is complete without a

portrait of Hamid Karzai. No home in America

is complete without a Bush dartboard.