Life, Forever Dying on Planet Earth, Yearns 

to Be Born Afresh in Outer Space

The truth can now be told.  On January 6, a typical group 

of tourists showed up for a peaceful protest which then 

morphed into a leftist antifa mob, orchestrated by the FBI, 

that stormed Capitol Hill, chanting, "Tuck Fucker!"

Tired of stomping Tokyo, Godzilla decided to infiltrate 

Tokyo disguised as a tourist.

Time Tourist #12

Nominee to Federal Bench in Louisiana Coyly Refuses to 

Give Direct Answer to Question about Recently-Decided

 Supreme Court Decision, Brown v. Board of Education

Time Tourist #11

Luis Buñuel Does the Three Grifterteers

Time Tourist #10

Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 

that he had been impeached.

Time Tourist #9

Socrates Self-Medicates, NRA-Style

The Leaning Tower of Taiwan, Popular New Far Eastern

 Tourist Attraction

Wealthy Russian ‘Birth Tourists’ Flocking to Trump Hotels 

to Have Anchor Babies; Louie Gohmert Strangely Silent

Thinking of becoming a nuclear tourist in Guam? Dreaming

of a campout on one of its pristine beaches?  Well, here's 

what you are going to need.

Guam Sees Ten-Fold Increase in Nuclear Tourism

Time Tourist #8

"What's that?"

"That's the Time Machine Trump will use to go back 

and make a deal to prevent the Civil War."

Time Tourist #7

Sadducee Rebukes Uppity Nazarene

Time Tourist #6

Modified Limited Hangout

Tourists Waiting Expectantly for Cruise Ship USS America 

to Go Over Niagara Falls

To help offset the backlash against the new 'It's OK to Hate

 Gays' law, Indiana has launched an innovative campaign

 to boost tourism.

On Thursday, there was the usual Dog Blogging, Cat Blogging, 

and Ferret Blogging.  So he decided to do something that had 

never been done before:  Thursday Sleeping Tourist Blogging.

Time Tourist #5

"Twenty years from now, the news cycle will be so rapid 

that this picture of me speaking at a rally at Harvard 

University in support of Professor Derek Bell will be 

unearthed and then reburied so quickly that, a 

little over a month later, it will be as forgotten as 

Andrew Breitbart."

Time Tourist #4

"Who cares? Who cares that she wasn’t invited into the club? 

She’s a Jew — Jews aren’t allowed! …. The war on Jews 

coming home to The Masters. Who freakin’ cares? [...] 

I don’t care that The Masters are a Gentile-dominated 

event. I don’t care that Jews aren’t members of The 

Masters. Frankly, I kind of like the idea that Jews 

aren’t members of The Masters. Good Lord, I 

don’t want to be hanging out at some Jew’s event!

 Can’t Gentiles go anywhere and just be Gentiles? 

There are plenty of places where Jews can be Jews."

North Dakota Mayor Doug Ellison Seeks

Permission to Stage Mock Hangings to

Entertain Bloodthirsty Tourists