Not just balls get deflated at Texas Tech.

Warm Scuzzies #479

Kendall Jones

Tom Head is a County Judge in
Lubbock, Texas. He likes to post

racist anti-Obama humor on
the courthouse bulletin board.
Tom lives in the same city where
Alberto Gonzales will be teaching
political science to Texas Tech
undergrads this fall. If you've
never been to Lubbock, be sure
to put it on your list of places
to visit, especially if Roswell,
Area 51, the Marfa Lights, and
District 9 intrigue you.

This Week Only! Rotten Bananas for Only 19¢ a Pound!
Great for Banana Pudding!

This Week Only! Disgraced Attorney General for
Only $100,000 a Year! Great for Turning Texas
Tech Undergrads into Hopeless Cynics!

"At $100,000 a year," says Texas Tech Chancellor Kent Hance,
"Alberto Gonzales is a bargain. Getting a former Bush cabinet
member here who didn't resign in disgrace would have cost us
a hell of a lot more."

Apparently, folks, karma really works. Former
Attorney-General Alberto Gonzales has finally found
a job, but he will have to teach political science to
Texas Tech undergrads--ouch!--and live in Lubbock,
Texas--double ouch!!