Nice Ass

Calling All Taxidermists

Angels Are Being Dispatched from Africa

Right Now

It stands to reason that a frog with a ridiculous name 

(i. e., Scrotum) would live in a lake with an equally 

ridiculous name (i. e., Titicaca).

Some movies just never get old.

Aggie Logic

In Ben Carson's history book,  the ancestors of today's

African-Americans immigrated to America aboard

Transatlantic Cruise Lines.

When he said David Duke 'deserves a bullet', Eric Trump

must've thought he was hunting an African antelope.

'Something Is Killing the Scrotum Frogs of Lake Titicaca',

the headline read, but the endangered amphibian was 

not amused.

Apostle Thomas Rodgers, Sr., Pastor of Antioch Road to

 Glory International Ministries in North Carolina, Doing

 His Marcus Garvey Impression

How long will it be before Trump starts calling Ben

Carson 'My African-American' and Mark Halperin

says that's not racist because Africa is not a race?

Walter James Palmer's smile is called

Risus Sardonicus.

"I had to kill this Impala in order to save it."

Warm Scuzzies #479

Kendall Jones

The Potrzebie Prize #21

Justine Sacco Eulogized for Insulting an Entire

Continent with a Single Tweet

"We have to earn our wings every day."

World's Worst Jobs #134

Malian Steel Barrel Vendor

French Forces Fall Into Chronosynclastic Infundibulum

Somewhere Between Time and Timbuktu

No longer satisfied with invading one country at a

 time, the United States military will be invading 

up to 35 African countries next year.

Not until what Mitt Romney said on the ' secret tape' was 

translated into Swahili did it sound more elegant.  Unfor-

tunately, Swahili is spoken primarily in Tanzania, Kenya, 

and Congo, countries where he is not expected to run 

for high office until 2016.