Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #47

The Adventures of Gonzo the Amnesiac

in Mortgage-Fraud Land

Another Texas legend has been immortalized,
this time in an opera, The Gonzales Cantata.

Tom Head is a County Judge in
Lubbock, Texas. He likes to post

racist anti-Obama humor on
the courthouse bulletin board.
Tom lives in the same city where
Alberto Gonzales will be teaching
political science to Texas Tech
undergrads this fall. If you've
never been to Lubbock, be sure
to put it on your list of places
to visit, especially if Roswell,
Area 51, the Marfa Lights, and
District 9 intrigue you.

This Week Only! Rotten Bananas for Only 19¢ a Pound!
Great for Banana Pudding!

This Week Only! Disgraced Attorney General for
Only $100,000 a Year! Great for Turning Texas
Tech Undergrads into Hopeless Cynics!

"At $100,000 a year," says Texas Tech Chancellor Kent Hance,
"Alberto Gonzales is a bargain. Getting a former Bush cabinet
member here who didn't resign in disgrace would have cost us
a hell of a lot more."

Apparently, folks, karma really works. Former
Attorney-General Alberto Gonzales has finally found
a job, but he will have to teach political science to
Texas Tech undergrads--ouch!--and live in Lubbock,
Texas--double ouch!!

Alberto Gonzales Threatening to Contribute

More to His Community and His Country

Gonzo Ain't Got a Brand New Bag

The Potrzebie Prize #4

ABA Journal Lauded for Naming Former U.S. Attorney

General Alberto Gonzales 2007’s Lawyer of the Year

"Beg pardon, Helen. We don't torture people.

We just torture truth."

Burma's Military Junta Cites Legal Opinions of

Alberto Gonzales to Justify Crackdown on Protesters

You know the fellow on the left. The fellow on the right

was defeated by Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania III.

It's official: Alberto Gonzales has changed his name

to Alberto Gonezales.

Observers say it won't be too hard to fill Alberto Gonzales' shoes.

No Wine, No Bread, Just Sour Grapes Served

at Condemned Man's Last Supper; Leftovers

to Be Auctioned on eBay

Surgery to Separate Conjoined Twins Successful

Alberto Gonzales Resigns From Something, Doesn't Recall What

Alberto Gonzales' Recollection Difficulties Traced

to Faulty Memory Module

"Al, bring me the head of that Austin reporter who said

I dress like Walker, Texas Ranger, when I'm down at

the ranch."

The Potrzebie Prize #1

Alberto Gonzales Recognized for His Many

Contributions to the Rule of Law in Iraq