Newt Gingrich says Trump reminds him a lot of 

Theodore Roosevelt, just as Gingrich reminds us

a lot of Batman.

Kim Jong-un Doing His Teddy Roosevelt 

Impression

Contrary to what you may have heard, not all 

Progressives were created equal.

"If you only remember one thing in your life, kid, remember
this: the Teddy Bear is a symbol of Theodore Roosevelt,
the weird Progressive who paved the way for Barack
Obama, our Socialist--and probably Communist--President!"

TR Bags Bull Elephant While Jogging

If you want to fool your friends into thinking you're
the outdoorsy type, like, say, Theodore Roosevelt,
use a tanning bed. Sarah Palin does, and she's already
dreaming of the day her bronzed visage appears up
there with the Bull Moose's on Mount Rushmore.

After feeding some lions to the Christians at the Xcel Center,

Sarah Barracuda posed momentarily in front of her Stang,

and then roared off in search of the fabled Bull Moose.