Santa brought George Conway a 

thesaurus for Christmas.

'Ann Coulter' Added to Roget's Thesaurus as

12th Synonym for 'Chump'

Fearguth's Rules of Order #63

Never confuse a Dictionary of Synonyms

with a Thesaurus.

Trump is 'oafish, loutish, boorish, uncouth, rude, 

impolite, ill-mannered, uncivil, vulgar, common, 

rough, uncultured, coarse, crass'. Damn, we're 

gonna need a bigger thesaurus!

"Yes, as a Creation Scientist and despite what the pale-

ontologists say, I firmly believe that thesauruses, like 

Thesaurus Rex, existed in the time of Adam and Eve."

Search Underway to Find Term of Contempt

Adequate to Capture the Essence of Dick Morris

"Pssst, George! As I am the symbol of wisdom, you are

the symbol of absurdity, bunkum, claptrap, craziness,

dumbness, folly, foolishness, horse feathers, idiocy,

irrationality, ludicrousness, poppycock, preposterousness,

stupidity, tommyrot, twaddle, and witlessness. Sigh! At

a moment like this, even Roget fails me."

What made Bill Buckley so special was that he was the

only human being known to have been born with a rare,

first edition of Roget's Thesaurus in his mouth.