Sheep Dog During Rush Hour

John Paul II Ticketed for Speeding Toward Sainthood

Road Rage in India Growing Along with Frustration in

 in Trying to Spell 'Thiruvananthapuram' Correctly

Chinese Traffic Cop Trainees Practicing

the 'He Went Thataway!' Maneuver

When centuries collide, traffic jams are just one
of the consequences.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #32
When a woman wearing a burqa meets a donkey loaded
with greenery on a bridge, the issue of right of way should
always be debated so as to facilitate the orderly and timely
flow of traffic.

Aggressive Driving Likely Cause of Five Horse Pileup
in Kyrgyzstan

OK, so your new energy-efficient, green-compliant,

solar-powered roadster still leaves you stuck in

rush-hour traffic. Sorry, but traffic jams weren't

invented in the 21st century and they're not

likely to disappear until the 22nd century (if

then). So, be patient. Remember: it's a virtue.

Rush Hour on the Eightfold Path

Rubberneckers Turning Seven-Car Pileup

into Internet Traffic Slowdown

As yet another sign of progress since the fall of the Soviet Union,

Krasnoyarsk, Russia, now has traffic jams even when the temperature

is 22 degrees below zero.

"Honey, did you hear about the thirteen-bicycle pileup

on the bike trail today?"

As the Son of God inched along, he thought:

"Jesus H. Christ, I am so sick of rush-hour traffic!"

Rush Hour in Gaza City

On a fog-shrouded freeway in southern India this morning,

there was a 50-turtle pileup. No injuries have been reported.

The new 'bomb-resistant vehicle' is

obviously not traffic-jam resistant.