On Fido Friday, Elon Musk's self-walking dog 

crossed the road.

The Road to Ocean City

Because the chicken had always said it would 

cross that road when it came to it.  Or was it 

that bridge?  The chicken could never remember.

Trump's Road Show Experiencing Unexpected Delays

The Path to 2021

Trump Claims He Was in a

No Passing Zone

Warm Scuzzies #818

Tate Reeves

Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao Declares

'National Infrastructure Week'

"Why did the sloth cross the road?"

"Hey, don't rush me! I'll answer your question in due time."

"I know, I know, but according to my map, this is the only 

road that leads to 2017."

Trump's Road to the White House

Q:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

A:  "To show the armadillo how it's done."

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Actually, the squirrel didn't cross the road.  

It stopped in the middle and got run over.

Hey, David Brooks has a new book!

Chicken Crosses Road in Portland,

 Guy Calls Cops and Asks, "Why?"

 Cops Answer, "To Get to the Other Side!"

Guy Calls 911 to Report "Deleterious Joke"

"And just how long, Senator Rubio, would you say 

'The Path to Citizenship' is?  Is it measured in feet,

meters, rods, stadia, furlongs, miles, or light-years?"

Warm Scuzzies #310

Matt Shea

Why do you always see just one Bootmobile

by the side of the road?

Mitt Romney's Road to Victory

Bachmann’s Road to the White House Gets Rocky