Trumping the Snark #4

“Twitter has been throttling my reach and I’m getting

 1/3 the amount of RTs I would normally get."

Trumping the Snark #3

Honey, I Shrunk The Donald

Trumping the Snark #2

"For if the elephant's trumpet gives an uncertain

 sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?" 

Trumping the Snark #1

"Why do I always punch down?  Because it's not possible

 for me to punch up, Ditwad!"