Drink Responsibly

Marco Rubio Calls Trump’s Top Secret Document Scandal

 a ‘Storage Issue’

Hawley Bashing More Fun Than a MyPillow Fight

Little Marco Sez:  “I’m not going to focus on the agenda

 dictated by a bunch of affluent, elite liberals and a 

bunch of Marxist misfits.”

'Marco Rubio drags marriage equality vote as 

‘stupid waste of time’

Unlike Pinocchio, when Marco Rubio lies,

his ears grow.

Three-and-a-half-trillion dollars worth of Marxism

is, without a doubt, a lot of Marxism.

Marco Rubio Gives Himself the Finger

Because of the problem of subsidence in Florida,

the Marco Rubio National Monument has been

moved to the Bonneville Salt Flats.

Wanted:  Democrat Who Can Compel Little Marco

to Vacate the Crockery

Two Skeletons Fighting Over a Pickled Herring While 

Marco Rubio, Disguised as Underdog, Looks On 

Disapprovingly

Even when he's double-masked, Marco Rubio is still 

capable of spreading the moronavirus.

Marco Rubio Continues His Transformation Into

(Gasp!) The Mask

Little Marco Running Away from Naughty Words

Micro-Marco

Hint:  it has nothing to do with bottled water.

At the Mojito Bar with Marco Rubio

Magic Bus Terrorizes Marco Rubio

Not 'marital law', either.

"I wanted to be closer to Marco Rubio," Trump says.