Showing posts with label UBS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UBS. Show all posts

Sunday, September 18, 2011

It takes talent to lose $2.3 billion.  Not just anyone can do it.
In Vegas, they call it 'gambling'. At UBS, they call it
'trading'.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Barack Obama (on the left) enjoyed golfing with one of his
'friends', Robert Wolf, President of UBS Americas (on the
right). (Wolf raised $250,000 for the Obama presidential
campaign.) It is not known if these golfing buddies discussed
the ongoing investigation of UBS as a haven for tax dodgers.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

“After 10 years, I do not see a future for myself at UBS.
So I have decided to drain my brain and go to work
for Aladdin Capital.”

Monday, September 22, 2008

"So what if my chief economic adviser is a flim-flam man?
So what if he was the co-author of the legislation that got
us into this mess? So what if he's both an executive and a
lobbyist for a foreign bank? So what if he's trying to cut his
bank in on the $1 trillion government bailout? You want
to make something out of it, PUNK!"