One of the Consequences of Being a

Swiss Anti-Vaxxer

Ah, Solitude!

"Ahead Warp Factor One!" commanded Captain Kirk.

Vas Narasimhan, CEO of Novartis, Sez: "I had no involvement

 whatsoever in the $400,000 payment to Essential Consultants. 

That decision was made by my dumb-dumb predecessor, 

Joe Jimenez."

Novartis Paid $1.2 Million to Essential Consultants,

Michael Cohen's Company; "Mistakes Were Made,"

the Big Pharma Company Says

"And it wasn’t until I became a politician that I realized 

how nasty, how mean, how vicious, and how fake cheese 

can be."

Neolithic Swiss Army Knife

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #172

Tina Turner Dumping US Citizenship for Bartertown

Switzerland's Michael Morganella

was a leading critic of 'mentally

handicapped retards'.  

Swiss Miss Sez:  "Mitt Romney 

ought to move to Switzerland so

 that he can be closer to his money."

Michele Bachmann Requests Withdrawal of Dual Swiss

 Citizenship, Citing Her Life-Long Fear of Caramel Apples 

"Ms. Bachmann, in response to your Swiss citizenship, 

Mark Krikorian writes, 'The fact that even a patriot like 

Bachmann would do something like this is testament to

 how thoroughly the moral relativism of the post-national 

Left has permeated our culture'.  Do you recall what it

felt like when you first got permeated by moral relativism?"

CERN Discovers ‘Centrist Xi_b Baryon’, 

a New Subatomic Political Party

Sign of the Times #23

Mitt's Money Can Run, 

But It Can't Hide

"Swiss bank account, honey, not 

Swiss cheese account!"

It takes talent to lose $2.3 billion.  Not just anyone can do it.

In Vegas, they call it 'gambling'. At UBS, they call it

'trading'.

The research powerhouse CERN "has embarked on an

experiment aimed at addressing whether or not comic

rays from deep space might be seeding clouds in Earth's

atmosphere, thereby influencing humor change.

Republicans, as usual, are skeptical."

Warm Scuzzies #133

Julius Baer Group

Warm Scuzzies #81

Transocean Offshore Drilling Company