And from UHF, too.

Hey, Ben Shapiro, the Amish Paradise salesman, is

now scamming grannies!

Whereas 'My Sharona' by the Knack has been found to be 

completely useless in rooting out psychopathy, 'My Bologna' 

by Weird Al works just fine.

As Weird Al might sing, "Look what I bought on 

eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

"What I Bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

First, there was Sylvester Stallone's Rambo.

 

Second, there was Ronald Reagan's Rambo.

Third, there was Weird Al's Rambo

Fourth, there was Ron Paul's Rambo.

Fifth, there was Rick Perry's Rambo.

'Weird Al' with a Brain

Sarah Palin with a Brain

The Poodle Purse goes well with Weird Al's Poodle Hat.