Wonder Woman Cold Cocks the Orange Panzer

Justice League Seeking Political Asylum in Canada

I Dreamed I Was Wonder Woman in My

Maidenform Bra

Wonder Woman Sez:  “I grew up castrating 

hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to 

Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.  

Washington’s full of big spenders, and 

I'll make ‘em squeal.”

When she was younger, Wonder Woman 

could run so fast she could dodge all 

the raindrops in a thunderstorm and 

never get wet.

The Politico Illustrated #27

"Romney Rescue Plan: More Wonder Woman"

Little Known Fact #30

When she's Wonder Woman, Sarah Palin

 can run so fast she can dodge all the

raindrops in a thunderstorm and never 

get wet.  When she's not, she's just 

another grifter.