Showing posts with label Joni Ernst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joni Ernst. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Iowa even makes Joni Ernst sad.

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Joni Ernst denies 'Liberal Fantasy Island' is located
in Lake Okoboji.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Send Joni Ernst back to Iowa so she can castrate 
more hogs.

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Joni Ernst, Cornfield Femme Fatale

Friday, January 17, 2020

With negative approval ratings ranging from -3% to -13%, 
these six GOP senators may be removed from office
this year, even if Trump isn't.

Friday, February 16, 2018

These eight Congresspersons have received a total
of $37,064,932 in campaign contributions from
 the NRA. That ought to pay for quite a few 
'thoughts and prayers', shouldn't it?

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

"I wonder what it is you see with 
those Crazy Eyes."

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Testicle-Biting Cop Charged with Second-Degree 
Joni-Ernsting

Sunday, February 08, 2015

The Church Lady Walks Among Us

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Government Pays Joni Ernst's Family
$460,000 to Grow Bread Bags

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

When she removed her bread bags last night,

everyone saw that Senator Ernst was wearing camo pumps.
"We were so poor our Wonder
Bread only built strong bodies
2 ways, instead of 12."
Joni Ernst wore her Pepperidge Farm
bread bags only on special occasions.
Jimmy Dean Sez:  "Please pass the biscuits, Joni!"
"And you try and tell the young people 
of today you wore a bread bag suit to 
school ..... they won't believe you."
"I cried because I had no bread bags. 
Then I met a man who had no bread."
One of Joni Ernst's Baby Shoes Before It Was Bronzed
Iowa Man Reminisces about Walking to School
with Joni Ernst

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Those of you who were already missing Michele
Bachmann's 'crazy eyes', don't despair:  Joni Ernst's
will play the role with pizzazz.