Like Trump, David Duke will tell you he's the least

racist person you will ever meet.

Those San Antonio Trumpniks might need to start

 wearing an Ostrich Napping Pillow 24/7. Available 

online for only $99.99 + shipping and handling.

Warm Scuzzies #882

Stephen Ross

Trump should be more careful what he wishes for.

Remember when Adolf Hitler said Anti-Semitism was a hoax?

Orange Julius Caesar and His Stepford Wife on Their 

'Bring People Together' Tour

These San Antonio Trumpniks are outraged that the public

record of their love for Orange Julius Caesar has been noised 

abroad.  Pass it on.

World's Worst Yoobs #205

Kimberley Strassel

Galveston Police Chief Sez:  "We understand the negative 

perception of this action and believe it is most appropriate

 to cease the use of this technique."

Warm Scuzzies #881

Dennis Bonnen

This sexual assault fantasy is brought to you by the Team

 Mitch chapter of the Young Trumpniks of America.

​99 and 44⁄100ths Pure Kabuki

Trump Plans Visits to El Paso and Dayton as Stops

on His 'Make Tragedy Farce Again' Tour

Old Googly Eyes Eyes Google

Currency Manipulation

He suddenly realized he had been teleported back to the 

Union of South Africa in 1949.

Q:  What's the difference between 8Chan and an open sewer?

A:  Is this a trick question, or what?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #771

Candice Keller

Kentucky's Sino-Soviet Bloc

Every time there's a mass shooting, Greg Abbott tries 

to change the subject by talking about his mental 

health.  We already knew he's nuts, so what else is

he going to do about mass shootings?