"If I may use a made-up, off-the-cuff neologism, which

is not a racist slur but simply means 'shithead', would

ya'll please lynch that 'macaca' with the camera?"

Elspeth Reeve writes for The New Republic

and she admires Ann Coulter. An anagram

of her name is 'The Eve Lepers'. Is this just

a coincidence?

Al-Qaida has so successfully terrorized neoconservatives

that they never appear in public these days without wearing

bombproof suits. This, for instance, is William Kristol mall

walking last Monday afternoon.

Yes.

Here are two parts of Paris Hilton's anatomy

that don't get much attention: her elbows.

You've probably been wondering how to vaccinate

a chicken. This is how.

Ronaldinho has fancy cojones, doesn't he?

Thomas Forqueran beholds the interior of his pickup,

parked by Lake Mead, after a defective Sony battery in his

Dell laptop computer caught fire, ignited ammunition in his

glovebox, which set fire to his gas tank and turned his

vehicle into a cinder, that then contributed to the recall

of over four million Dell laptop batteries at a cost to the

company of over $300 million.

This is a metaphor for what could now be called

'The Hezbollah Effect'.

Only 15% of the contributions over $1,000 to

Joe Lieberman's Democratic Primary campaign

came from people who live in Connecticut. So if

you live out-of-state and would like to become a

major player on Team Connecticut, Senator Lieberman's

new independent party, be generous and send in your

donations now. The first member of the team to reach the

$500,00 level will become the Senator's new spiritual advisor.

"Howdy, folks! I'm Senator George Felix Allen--you can call

me Felix, like my cowboy friends do. When, the other day, I

used the expression 'Ma Caca' to refer to that brown person

stalking me, that was just a slip of the tongue. Shoot! When I

was a kid, I only said 'Ma, Caca' when Mama asked me if my

diaper was full and needed to be emptied."

"Hezbollah started the crisis, and Hezbollah suffered a defeat in this

crisis. [Burrrppp!] Pardon me, but that Ehud Olmert Victory Casserole

we had for lunch has made me even gassier than usual. Does anybody

happen to have any Phazyme Ultra Strength softgels handy?"

Michelle Malkin Waiting for Lunch on the World Wide Web

Simon Says, "Take a Giant Step."

What You Look Like From the Perspective of

the Electromagnetic Flux

The apartment dweller waited patiently for the

Merry Maids to show up.

About-to-Pop Art

G.I. Joseph

Home Sweet Home

"Woo and double woooo! I thought I was nuts until

Aunt Pamela Oshry interviewed me. She's the Looney

Tune who blogs at Atlas Shrugs and thinks she's

Supergirl. Seriously, that crazy bitch makes me look like

Wally Walrus on Thorazine."

Gosh! Since VJ Day in 1945, that nurse has developed,

to put it politely, a significant weight issue.