In Protocol Breach, Commoner Touches Queen's Funny Bone
Thursday, March 08, 2012
It was always hardest for Governor Kasich when he was
trying to tell the difference between his ass and his elbow.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Breaking with the tradition established by his predecessor, President Obama shook King Abdullah's hand and squeezed his elbow. Both men seem relieved that all the hand-holding and kissy-kissy stuff had been omitted from the official greeting and photo op.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Asked to explain the expression, 'ass over elbows',
she decided to answer by using a little body language.
Friday, February 15, 2008
The elbow is one of the hardest working, yet least
attractive, features of the human body. Scholars of the
human frame tend to rank it just slightly above or below
the unsightly knee.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Sharp Elbows Come Out in GOP Debate
Friday, January 26, 2007
Skater Gets Confused, Admits He Can't Tell
His Partner's Ass from Her Elbow
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Upon hearing that Michael Jackson's Neverland was
in flames, Luis Cunha went literally ass over elbows.