James 'Filthy Lucre' Bopp Sez:  “We would hope that the 

pregnant 10-year-old girl would understand the reason and 

ultimately the benefit of having the child.”

Gaetz the Impregnator Sez:  “Why is it that the women 

with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones 

most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to

 impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Catherine Glenn Foster Sez:  “If a 10-year-old became 

pregnant as a result of rape and it was threatening her life, 

then that’s not an abortion.”

Yesli Vega believes it’s harder to get pregnant from rape 

because “it’s not happening organically."  In the words

of Todd Akin, it's not 'legitimate rape'.

It's time for a Pregnant Pause, don't you think?

How do you spell F-U-B-A-R?

Some say that the life of the GOP mascot began at

 the moment of deception.

Virgin Mary Spots Jesus in Her Sonogram

Alex Jones Shortly Before He

Gave Birth to His 'Michelle

Obama Is a Trannie Who

Murdered Joan Rivers'

Conspiracy Theory

Outraged at the idea of girls receiving free birth 

control, Bristol Palin is founding a new unwed

mothers' group, Unplanned Parenthood.

"Have you ever considered, Ms. Palin, being a spokesperson

 for Fantasy Condoms?"

Revolutionary Duggar Insemination Method Revealed!

"Bill, we're so happy you decided to carry your baby

to term."

"I'm Snooki and I'm prego!"

"I'm Prego, too!"

Second Nun Gives Birth in Italy; Pregnant Virgins No

Longer Rare, Authorities Say

Being barefoot and pregnant is weird enough.  But have

you ever considered how bizarre human feet look out of

context?

"Ma'am, I can use either a Republican Transvaginal

Probe or a Democratic Topical Ultrasound.  Which

would you prefer?"

Teen Pregnancies Highest in States with Abstinence-Only 

Policies; Other States Expected to Fall in Line, Finally 

Acknowledging These Policies Really Work

Terri Proud is a Republican who wants to shame and 

punish Arizona women by forcing them to view the

 termination of a pregnancy before they can exercise

their right to have an abortion.  Avoid her.

Unwanted Male Pregnancies on the Rise