Forbes Forced to Use Stimulus Money to Publish
Annual 'The 400 Richest People in America' Issue

Having achieved his lifetime goal of being the only U. S.
Senator who is also a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame
and Fearguth's Hall of Wackos, Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY)
has announced he will not run for re-election in 2010.

Peter Orszag Chosen to Play Norman Bates
in Überwonky, a Sequel to Terry Gilliam's
Jabberwocky

Woman Experiencing the 'Butterfly Effect'
Up Close

"The next time I PLAN to be arrested by you guys,
I won't forget the donuts and coffee!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #2
Pamela Geller and Jim Hoft

Big Swinging Dicks of The Politico, the Horseshit
Wing of the GOP

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #1
Paul Broun

Senator Cornyn Apologizes for Saying America
Needs the F-22 Fighter Plane in Order to Deal
with the National Security Threat from India

Is Senator Baucus a spider or a fly?
(Click on image for assistance
in making up your mind.)

World's Worst Yobs #115
Mitch Albom

Presidential Adviser Rebuts Former Alaska
Governor's Claim That 'Palin' Sounds Funnier
with Just Two Syllables Than 'Axelrod' Does
with Three

Latest Trend in Academic Research Focusing on
How Trends in Academic Research Rise and Fall

Jeub Family Still Lagging Behind Duggar Family in
Race to Establish First Christian Colony on Mars

If you were totally color-blind, you wouldn't
be able to see any colors. Everything you could
see would be white, like, for example, what you
would see now if you were a member of the
Republican Party. 'Color-blind', in other words,
is just another way of saying 'all-white'.

"Hear our protests, O Michelle, Our Lady
of the Perpetually P.O'ed!"

Flagrant Farter Still Being Pursued by Police for
“Exhibiting Loud and Tumultuous Behavior"

When asked what song was his all-time favorite, Richard
Fuld, last CEO of now-defunct Lehman Brothers, used body
language to indicate it was Ted Nugent's 'Stranglehold'.

Chromophobia ( krō′mō-fō′bē-ă) n. the fear
of people of color. [Baracknophobia is one
type of chromophobia.]

"No wonder the travel agent was practically giving
tickets away for a seven-day cruise aboard the
Carnival Beachcomber."