"I'm just trying to figure out right now where my lord Jesus 

Christ wants me to go and what he wants me to do."

"Be sure to pat down Paul Broun," said the TSA agent,

"he definitely fits the profile of a Teabagging Terrorist."

"I was the first member of Congress to call Barack Obama

 a socialist who embraces Marxist-Leninist policies."

"That's good to know, Dr. Broun, but I'd still like to

 find out whether you think Preparation-H is physically,

or only psychologically, addictive."

Paul Broun Sez:  “All that stuff you were taught about hunters, 

taxidermists, and venison sausage, all that is lies straight 

from the pit of Hell.”

Paul Broun, a government employee who makes $174,000

 a year as a member of the U. S. House of Representatives,

says government employees need to go find 'real jobs'. 

OK, but you go first, Congressman!

"Franklin Delano Roosevelt sent his advisers, his close friends,

 his Cabinet people to go visit with Stalin in Communist Russia

to study what he was doing, what Stalin was doing there, so

that FDR could replicate it here in the United States. And he

 did everything that he possibly could to do so.  That was

over 60 years ago, and we've been living in Stalinist

America ever since."

Every morning, before breakfast, Paul Broun would believe six

impossible things and then practice his pre-Rapture posture.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #104

Paul Broun, Luke O'Dell, Stuffed Mama Grizzly, and

Dudley Brown

On the scaffold, Charles Guiteau, the assassin

of President James A. Garfield, was asked if

he had any last words.  He said:  "OK, I

admit it, what I did wasn't satire.  It was

just a bad joke in poor taste."

“'Who is going to shoot President Obama?'  Ha! Ha! Ha!

You're such a kidder!”

Like Representative Paul Broun (R-GA) says, "We've got

to profile these folks!"

When he's not hunting big game, Representative Paul Broun

(R-GA) sits in his office and heckles Barack Obama on Twitter.

He's collecting these and will soon publish them in book form,

with the title, The Courage to Tweet.

Is ‘Sit Together with Bears' Plan for Obama’s

SOTU Speech an Anti-Broun ‘Trap’?

Rude Rhymes #44

Ass Clown

Paul Broun

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #92

David Whitney, Paul Broun, and Nighta Davis

"I have in my hand a list of 29 members of the House of

Representatives who would appear to be either card-carrying

members or certainly loyal to the Tea Party Caucus."

Scientists are reportedly on the verge of

a new theory which will explain why

physicians in Congress--like James

Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Tom Price, Paul

Broun, John Fleming, Ron Paul, and

Phil Gingrey--tend to be wackaloons.

Paul Broun is a good example of why

the Confederacy of Dunces lost the

Great War of Yankee Aggression.

The overwhelming majority of physicians in
the United States are sane. Those who aren't
run for Congress on the Republican ticket.

Paul Broun, for example.

They saw madness in his eyes and screamed,
"More, more, give us more!"