Madison Cawthorn Says Lingerie Pics Came From 

'Goofy Family Values' Cruise

The best thing about the Kremlin Cruz

is you never have to get on a boat.

O Captain!  My Captain!

Captain on Allowing HMS Titanic Cruise Passengers to

 Disembark: ‘I’d rather have them stay on, personally.’

In Ben Carson's history book,  the ancestors of today's

African-Americans immigrated to America aboard

Transatlantic Cruise Lines.

When Donald Trump goes on a cruise, it's always aboard 

the HMS Tyrannic.

Travelers on World's Biggest Cruise Ship Complain, Say 

Ship Should Be Re-Christened, Disharmony of the Seas

Tourists Waiting Expectantly for Cruise Ship USS America 

to Go Over Niagara Falls

What Happened the Day Fearguth Tried to 

Jump the Shark

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.  Yes, the

time is nigh for Fearguth and spouse to depart for their

9th Jam Cruise.  So, this corner of the Internet will go

dark and remain so until January 12.

Governor Brownback to Sign Law Banning Welfare

 Recipients from Sailing on Kansas Cruise Ships

We now know where Shibe lives---on the MSC Divina.

Osama Bin Daffy and Premier Christian Cruises, Inc. 

Charter the Carnival Victory for the 'Duck Commander 

Cruise', July 17-21, 2014

Gull Photobombed by Costa Concordia Salvagers

Two Fall into Carnival Cruise-Infested Waters

"Yeah, suckers, you're now aboard the 

Carnival Cruz of the Damned!"

Carnival Cruz

James Lileks Sez:   “If we can put a man

 on the moon, we can put 50 million 

Democrats up there as well!"  

[At a conservative estimate of $20 

million a head, this would only cost 

$1 quadrillion.]

Latest National Review Fundraiser Variously Dubbed

'Blues Cruise' and 'Tropical Depression in the 

Anglosphere'

Francesco Schettino Sez:  "Like America, I was a victim

of Manifest Destiny."