Arizona Schlub Andy Biggs Refuses to Listen to the 

Testimony of Mia Cerrillo, an 11-Year-Old Survivor 

of the Uvalde Massacre

Dog Apparently Lacking 'Wednesday Motivation'

Warm Scuzzies #1,189

Jack Del Rio

Great Moments in Weird Science

The Day Jesus Realized He Had Two Dads

Carl Paladino claims that the Uvalde shooter had

been receiving hypnosis training from the CIA and

that the massacre was a false-flag operation.

“The light-weight, heavy-hitting RIII is ready for anything,

 especially schoolkids."

Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, Hires Christina Pushaw,

Foreign Agent and DeSantis Spox, as Perception Manager

Meanwhile, Back at Shooters Grill

Neigh!  I See No Evil

"On Thursday, Nov. 5, 2020, Jared Kushner woke up 

in his Kalorama mansion and announced to his wife 

that it was time to leave Washington. 'We’re moving

 to Miami', he said."

"They call you, Governor DeSantis, a 'frontrunner'.  

Which front?  And how long have you been running it?"

Pastor Stovall Weems claims that Jesus materialized in 

his home wearing a 'white garment' and sat down for 

a 'surprisingly friendly' chat about Weems's Opposuit.

Adventures in Lexicology #27

Punjab (puhn·jaab), n.  A pugilistic pun. [He was floored

by an unexpected punjab.]

Justice Ho "is not afraid of being booed" by

'cultural elites'.   So, go ahead; he can take it.

Warm Scuzzies #1,188

Robert Sinners

Existential Crisis Averted

Who said Trumpniks can't multitask?

This Year's Winners of the Mr. & Ms. Ugly Competition

The Day the Contest Between Donald Trump and Richard Nixon

for the 'Worst President in American History Prize' Began