World's Worst Yobs #446

Ivan Kuliak

It's time for Mike Lee to take another triple-somersault-

with-full-twist MAGA somersault.

Madison Cawthorn Attempts the

Triple Reverse Inward Political 

Somersault with a Full Twist

McKayla Maroney and Barack Obama Say:

"Sorry, Grandpa Walnuts, we're not impressed."

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

"Come back, come back!  We were only kidding about

flying to the moon!"

"If you'll tell me why I am doing this, I'll tell you why you

are doing that.  OK?"

"Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown

He's a clown, that Charlie Brown"

"Ooohhh, so this is how Dittoheads view the world!"

"I really hate to tell you this, but the bars are over here."

So what if Vladimir Putin's new flame is a bit deficient

in the head department. He didn't fall for her brain; he

fell for her body.

Headless Gymnast Surprise Winner of

USA Jump Rope Competition

Square in the middle of his parallel bars routine,

Alexander Artemev suddenly realized someone

had stolen both of his legs.

In President Bush's world, Zhang Nan's head is

pointing to 12:00 p.m., not 6:00 a.m.

Pommel King Unhorsed

"Whoa, this isn't the Silver Medal! It looks like

somebody has pulled the old switcheroo."

Yuri Van Gelder would have placed higher in the rings

competition had he remembered to use them.

Streaking has come a long way since the 1970s.

Back then, the only skills a streaker needed were

undressing and running. Nowadays, if a streaker has

any hope of being noticed at all, he must have much

more advanced skills, like tumbling and acrobatics.

Cirque de Soleil's Interpretation of 'Wooly Bully'

No one had told the toreador that the bull was also

a world-class gymnast.